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Homage to the Naked Jockey

the naked jockeyVanity Fair Pays Homage to the Naked Jockey.

Yes! IT’s Melbourne Cup time again and Jingle Bells are celebrating the hard work of their very own runners and riders by saddling up naked for the race.

Unfortunately Chantel Sutherland is not on the back of a beast tomorrow at the Melbourne Cup. Such a shame for the jockey’s behind.

But fear not, if you fancy jostling with the Jingle Bells Jockeys we are taking all comers: Here are the runners and riders

Brooke: rides Back to Front
Ruby: rides Ginger Spice
Sophia: rides Like a Virgin
Candy: rides Big Tits (actually the name of a horse that once ran in France)
Mia: rides Sex on Legs
Eve: rides Rubens Joy
Amber: rides Fig Jam
Jade: rides For her life
Michelle: rides Side Saddle

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